Vadrok, the instant reanimator

by Alfred on 11 May 2020

Main Deck (61 cards)

Sideboard (15 cards)

Sorceries (3)


Instants (3)


Artifacts (3)

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Deck Description

If you have any ideas please tell me

Deck Tags

  • Fun
  • Storm
  • 3 Color
  • Modern
  • no

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Symbol Occurrence

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Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Legal in Modern
  • Legal in Vintage
  • Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Vadrok, the instant reanimator

Heh, cloud piercer, it's big and piercing all right,
No matter if vadrok gets on top, the other can still reach.

Dream tail heron, vadrok will surely dream of getting on top of that!

Vadrok can probably teach lore drakkis a thing or two.

Seadasher octopus? Lots of fondling and squirting I guess.

Lightning bolt, lightning helix, manamorphose, opt, pyretic ritual ?
With those partners vadrok is soo into this...

Alfred, you pervy old dog, I didn't know you had it in you.
(Not vadrok, the pervyness)

I love vadrok, he tickles my funnybone.
He has his own deck planted deeply within my posts.

Oh, the monstrosities of a card game.

I wonder how this got past r&d's censorship, because they actually have a bunch of people whose job it is to make stuff like this go away!

Vadrok sure got the drop on them!

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 16:07

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Thank you

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 16:55

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Few know it, but there is an ongoing game between card designers and censors.
The carddesigners try to smuggle indecency past the censors,
And the censors try to find indecencies and send cards back for a return.

The whole mutate series of cards were probably meant as a joke to be caught by the censors. The mechanic in itself, putting one creature on top of another is a giant hint to this.

Take necropanther it's a wordplay on necro panter.
Porcuparrot is a contraction of pork and cuparate.

All of the mutate animals have sexual puns, except for those caught by the censors.
Some are more subtle, trumpeting gnarr is one creature on top of another, trumpeting.

Boneyard lurker, cavern whisperer
Some of them are barely hidden for God's sake.

Migratory great horn, this great horn that migrates from place to place ?

I find insatiable hemorrhage and cub warden to be more or less wicked in thought.

Do you have any psychological input on why all of this slipped right past the censors like a great horn pouncing the shores ?

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 17:28

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I want to see what you think first, then I will tell you what I think after

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 17:30

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Probably because they are mostly a male team, fondling all these cards with big breasted babes never able to catch the real thing ;)

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Posted 19 May 2020 at 17:33

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