Lactose Intolerance

by AcryiA on 12 May 2012

Main Deck (60 cards)

Sideboard (7 cards)

Land (1)

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Deck Description

Nothing more than a bad joke gone worse, but here's my take on an Un-deck. The cards were printed, so why not use them?

The idea here is not never commit a card to play. Keep anything not immediately useful in your hand, except for lands. Once you get the Lion's Eye Diamond, you can get rid of all those cards in one shot. All of your mana comes from sacrificing, so when you play the cheese, everything on your side of the field conveniently disappears at the same time.

Empty space in the deck is filled with instants that help you to stall while waiting for your lunch, and also with suspend cards that are not considered to be in play until the moment they enter the stack and resolve. If you don't win in 6 turns or less, your can clear your opponent's entire field with Restore Balance for another big setback.

Deck Tags

  • Fun
  • Cheese
  • Unhinged
  • Unglued

Deck at a Glance

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Mana Curve

Mana Symbol Occurrence

300000

Card Legality

  • Not Legal in Standard
  • Not Legal in Modern
  • Not Legal in Vintage
  • Not Legal in Legacy

Deck discussion for Lactose Intolerance

thats a great idea. Crystal Vein is another sac 4 mana option and Barren Glory is extra cheese. Add Wrath of God/Day of Judgement for creature control. U need a nuke to drop on swarms.

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Posted 12 May 2012 at 23:47

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Nice !

Shame that we can't use the mana from Lion's Eye Diamond to cast The Cheese Stands Alone.
The win would be that much faster.

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Posted 13 September 2012 at 13:36

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Not enough creatures. Otherwise hilarious.

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Posted 16 July 2013 at 17:35

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